Not sure how it happened, but after an 11-hour overnight ferry ride from Bari, I’m in some town way on the west coast of the isle of Corfu, named Ai Gordhis. There is nothing here except the monstrous complex known as the Pink Palace, where I am forced to stay for the night. It’s a sprawling complex full of partying kids. Tomorrow I’ll try to make my way back to Corfu Town to find something affordable that doesn’t involve booze cruises or toga parties. Proper update later.